Saturday, January 3, 2009

I can do that, too.

Says a recent Notre Dame commit:
I’m the best there is, best there was, best there ever will be,” the soon-to-be Notre Dame defensive tackle said. “It doesn’t matter what game. NCAA Football 09? I’m one of the top five in the nation. Give me any team, and I can make them good. I can make Notre Dame the national champion in that game.”

No shit. It's called "Edit Rosters," Sherlock. You know who else I can easily turn into a national title contender? Syracuse. Of course, it's not like I'd need to anyway. They beat Notre Dame, and Notre Dame's like the second best team in the country — with everyone else tied for first, of course.