Thursday, November 20, 2008

Technically, he got 29

Also, Senator Clinton's name was misspelled and anyone who supports Ron Paul can't comprehend the consequences of their actions anyway, which means that Jesus edges the apathetic and Mike Huckabee vote (technically the same thing) by six. That, of course, is dependent on the assumption that my dogmatically-influenced mathematical calculations of the write-in vote from Duval County, Florida hold any water.


May your reign be long, your cabinet members true beyond the tempting auspices of 30 slivers of bling, and your political acumen as incisive as a lance to the backside.